Sam.

I am job.
Michael Cera, awkwardness, sarcasm, nerdiness, tequila, music, Seth Cohen, cadbury cream eggs, feral children, the boys of Grizzly Bear, educating the masses about redhead discrimination, Harry Potter, Nike dunks, drunken dancing, SNL, Zachary Quinto, movies, Judy Blume novels, Matthew Gray Gubler.
Boo, you whore.