Sam.

I am job.
Michael Cera, awkwardness, sarcasm, nerdiness, tequila, music, Seth Cohen, cadbury cream eggs, feral children, the boys of Grizzly Bear, educating the masses about redhead discrimination, Harry Potter, Nike dunks, drunken dancing, SNL, Zachary Quinto, movies, Judy Blume novels, Matthew Gray Gubler.
Boo, you whore.

December 14, 2009

suicideblonde:

I don’t sleep, motherfucker, off that yak and the bourbon
Doin’ 120 getting head while I’m swervin’
“Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick”
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick!

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there’s a video of me rapping to this somewhere out there. that was a good night.
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“As for the drug use now I cant vouch for that. But my dick is scared of you. Yeah”
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i always get this part stuck in my head and people judge me
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LOVE THIS SONG SO HARD.
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it’s from snl or whatevas.
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Is this a movie? What is it called?